Three cultural impossibilities on the way home from work today

Maggie reports:

1. My so-essential-to-my-life-I-have-one-everywhere-I-go tinted chapstick inexplicably being discontinued?!

2. Line of folks still wrapping the block outside my neighborhood Apple store. It's been 100 degrees since that damn phone came out, and the waiting... and camping, even!... never stops.

3. Girl calling me "ma'm" in the elevator.