The Onion: Thursday, November 10, 2005
U.S. Immigration Fence?
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) proposed legislation that would call for the creation of an $8 billion, 2,000-mile fence on the U.S.-Mexico border. What do you think?
Joan Novak, Postal Clerk
"Can it be a 2,000-mile-long picket fence? That would at least look nice and seem neighborly."
Luke Hurley, Tree Surgeon
"Building a fence along the border is a great way to keep fat, out-of-shape Mexicans out of our country."
Curtis Boyd, Fire Marshall
"$8 billion?! I know some day laborers that could put up that fence for under 60 bucks as long as you don't tell them what it's for."
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