Thursday, January 19, 2006

Oh! Onion ... You've found the Truth in Satire Yet Again

Bush Urges Senate To Give Alito Fair, Quick, Unanimous Confirmation

January 17, 2006 | Issue 42•03

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush urged the Senate Monday to act with speed, evenhandedness, and absolute obedience in confirming Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. "Each of you, as servants of the public trust, must consider this man carefully, review his record, and vote 'yes,'" Bush said. "I ask that you do your duty, and treat this as you would any of my priorities, be they judges, legislation, or wars." Bush's message was not well-received on either side of the aisle, with Democrats accusing him of bullying tactics and Republicans hurt he thought he had to ask.