Thursday, May 04, 2006

Onion Peels Back the Sex Toy Truth to Expose, Well, Funny Shit

SC Sex Toy Ban Proposed

South Carolina is reviewing a bill that would ban the sale of sex toys, joining such states as Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi and Texas. What do you think?


Kyle Lieberman
,
File Clerk
"I guess it's just a matter of time before cucumbers and carrots are sold behind the produce counter."




Derek Philbrick,
Bodybuilder
"I'm no conservative, but I fear that with our increasing dependence on technology, Americans will lose the skills required to masturbate manually."



Jill Kanaus,
Grant Writer
"Look, either leave us sex toys or sodomy. You can't prohibit both."