8,000 and the hits keep on coming

Mikaela says:
m-pyre's about to hit 8,000.

What I want to know is this: WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?

And why don't you write?

Were you waiting for an invitation? Well, here it is. And it's golden.

This is a post about our readers. Introduce yourselves. For those of you who leave us comments, thank you, and welcome back.

For all you stealth readers: pony up.

Say hello.