Friday, January 25, 2008

Spotted in Dallas

Maggie spies:

At last night's Stars game, with icy sleet pounding the streets outside, there were two guys passing out flyers inside, wearing:

  • Cowboy boots
  • Tight, flared jeans
  • White cowboy hats
  • EXTREMELY tight white t-shirts with "Dallas Cowboy Tan" printed across their chests in orange letters
And yet... they were very pale. Huh.

So in case you're dying to know, there is an organization responsible for All Things Tan in Dallas! It's Planet Tan, "the official Tanning Center for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders and the Dallas Mavericks Dancers!" Whoop-ee!

So... why'd they send out these two jokers instead of cheerleader types? Especially to a sports venue?