Mikaela says:
I really love smart humor that just ... gets it right in a way that all my doing jumping jacks in front of a blind man to get his attention just can't match.
So check out the full list here, but this is a taste of what you'll find:
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corruption: The most effective and efficient way to produce results in government.
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[American] democracy: A moderately representative plutocracy.
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election worker: A male or female at least 70 years of age.
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hope: An intangible object within every American that is destroyed every four years in November.
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likability: The degree to which each candidate is able to hide the extent to which he or she is full of shit.
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lobbyist: A better-paid legislator.
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platform: A list of the subjects that candidates are willing to discuss.
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political consultants: Individuals who are very savvy politically, but don't have enough hair to run for office themselves.
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political philosophy, liberal: An ideology steeped in a proud tradition of ineffectual whining.
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voter apathy: The reason most American politicians are able to achieve and maintain office.
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